48 Hilarious Tweets From Black Twitter This October
by Ada Enechi · BuzzFeed1.
U Don’t Know My Name https://t.co/gKHNR2SiR5
— KJ (@KdotJohnson_) October 5, 2024
2.
You’ll be fighting for your life then all the “Your bill is ready!” emails start attacking your inbox as well.
Give me a break pls.
— C (@brandypapii) October 22, 2024
3.
Looks like it’s about to say the biggest pussio of all time https://t.co/2joFMLUF28
— tobes 🇬🇩 (@definitelytobes) October 7, 2024
4.
I really need some coffee to push through. A child just told me I look like sadness from Inside Out 😔 pic.twitter.com/CBv4N0Jitw
— Kamala 🪷 (@KammyTaughtYou) October 8, 2024
5.
Backshots, backaz, dating, power, Black women, Black men, Dr Umar, plantain, wingstop, afrobeats, dancehall, soca, amapiano, podcasts, recess, DLT, SlowJamsWithA, ginger beer Buzzballs, Supermalt, soca weekender, Caribbean rocks, jollof, rice and peas ‼️‼️‼️‼️ https://t.co/vFO8Ejwxk8
— Hate Account 🇬🇩 (@IGoBySJ) October 9, 2024
6.
Quinta said JUST ONE OF THEM DAYYYYSSS pic.twitter.com/ZmTUgCbNEr
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) October 9, 2024
7.
Yes. Didn’t realize it got repoed, reported it stolen, later confirmed it was repoed, paid and got it back, then while driving police pulled me over with guns drawn and handcuffed me for a “stolen car” because I basically called the cops on myself 🤠 https://t.co/roWEFIR1kh
— nat 🇲🇸🇦🇬 (@laugh_track_nat) October 9, 2024
8.
Me and the other Black person at the company communicating non-verbally during the staff meeting pic.twitter.com/ZAzh5ywHIb
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) October 9, 2024
9.
AS ONE GARN A NEXT ONE BORNNN https://t.co/KUHy3AQxY0
— #TwoTwosPodcast (@Ro_Frimpong) October 11, 2024
10.
When a nigga goes Super Saiyan https://t.co/lnhwVUSIGL pic.twitter.com/c0AA2gkAY1
— 🦅 (@DammmnCam) October 12, 2024
11.
Crabs and their legs will never know peace. https://t.co/dMEatsOqfG
— jaya. (@jayacancook) October 13, 2024
12.
i’m mad at molly from insecure all over again. https://t.co/r8wQT8LUdB
— ʙᴇɴᴢ ᴘᴜɴᴀɴɪ (@soberthots_) October 15, 2024
13.
Positioned the bones like an archaeologist discovering a dinosaur https://t.co/e50DyjWlSP
— Mbadawe (@LazarusKumi) October 17, 2024
14.
Me after closing a multi-million pound deal: https://t.co/Eydc9aApBy pic.twitter.com/Vvgrf47PYd
— 🦒 (@clvtno) October 17, 2024
15.
They in the quotes comparing a durag to religious headwear https://t.co/Wio8b92cif pic.twitter.com/tg88WDfUKo
— 🌹 (@lemzpnp) October 16, 2024
16.
Nothing - and I mean NOTHING - will prepare you for what you are about to hear when you press play on this video 😭 https://t.co/seKYL0o8z2
— Tenille Clarke (@tenilleclarke1) October 19, 2024
17.
Him cyaa find tight hole elsewhere? https://t.co/4tXcGCNp0v
— not ‘rihanna’ 🇯🇲 (@__rnt91) October 18, 2024
18.
My brother once told me that I was mixed... half Somali and half stupid😔 https://t.co/IBqaCRNxJE
— Farhiya✨ (@farhiiiyaaa___) October 19, 2024
19.
I helped a woman down the stairs with her pram. Me, her and the baby fell to the ground.
It is well. x
— Tolly (@tolly_t) October 21, 2024
20.
This script gone be done TONIGHT they start shooting TOMORROW. In theaters FRIDAY!! pic.twitter.com/kDxDrcQekW
— Kevín (@KevOnStage) October 20, 2024
21.
"I shalt leaveth with something" -Denzel Macrinus at the Oscars pic.twitter.com/zihVQFh5iz
— jujoffer (@jujoffer) October 20, 2024
22.
my aunt used to say when my uncle's biracial children came over: https://t.co/rjO9GW83Id
— Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid (@Felonious_munk) October 21, 2024
23.
Nephew try bankrupt me at 1AM, lil did he know his uncle was broke pic.twitter.com/koEueWcBCz
— OPH Gix📌 (@M15gix) October 21, 2024
24.
God Save the King should be changed to God Save the Sunday Roast I think
— Faridah (@faridahlikestea) October 22, 2024
25.
Buzzballs, Don Julio, Lebanese Grill, EADN Lounge, Brunch, Morley’s, The Shade Borough, Snapchat, Bagel King, A Class Mercedes, Smartwhip, Snus, Stardawg, Manchester Utd, Refund Method, Klarna, Canada Goose
— ✯ (@legalslurs) October 22, 2024
26.
recently befriended an objectively unattractive woman and it’s very surreal to experience how differently we are treated https://t.co/UZ7NGPDQ2L
— Bolu Babalola is genuinely on leave 🍯&🌶 (@BeeBabs) October 22, 2024
27.
“It’s people getting engaged that have never been engaged before” https://t.co/DgomkZNTmC
— NICKSY (@_Nicksy) October 21, 2024
28.
the nightlife girlie to bible thumper pipeline is hitting the streets harder than crack can yall stop fr 😭
— HONEY B. (@ITSBCHRIS) October 21, 2024
29.
A South African- Australian - American you know, that’s 3 of the 5 settler infinity stones https://t.co/30jOgBeccc
— Komẹ (@KahunaKome) October 22, 2024
30.
“I’m not black, I’m in finance” https://t.co/qjD1CMsyKu
— Aurelius (@Hassanda1st) October 23, 2024
31.
Look like the little rascals tryna get a loan from the bank 😂 https://t.co/48EgPMt7ZR
— niecy ass (@fineassmarie6) October 23, 2024
32.
UPDATE: my puppy has actually has created more problems in my life. https://t.co/dBoGBMqhS5
— MADISON B (@madisonmbt) October 23, 2024
33.
Payday https://t.co/I0vgPJwtVz pic.twitter.com/w7tC7IXvYK
— Jenni (@hashjenni) October 22, 2024
34.
Bey took off that Targaryen unit to be a real serious bitch tonight 😭😂
— II Cheeks II Heaven. (@themrwest) October 26, 2024
35.
Tobago was right there??????? https://t.co/GCzSFeCDOU
— Lateef 🙃 (@LateefSaka) October 23, 2024
36.
Beyonce after she threw that platinum wig in the back of the closet and came back to the honey blonde: pic.twitter.com/KnFsJfiULV
— raveen marie 🫶🏾 (@xoraveen) October 26, 2024
37.
Nobody: …
Pharrell: https://t.co/ZrLY5L95No
— barefoot finessa (@EatDrinkDoWear) October 26, 2024
38.
Tell her Rasheeda still won’t leave Kirk! https://t.co/49vXd6wCEt
— S. (@_Shyanne_w) October 26, 2024
39.
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you’re Nene Leakes and her S6 E4 nemesis, the white refrigerator pic.twitter.com/iEMVLc1gLi
— Baldheaded Bandit (@jjaredalex) October 27, 2024
40.
Make him act out anything you would’ve been watching if the tv was working. https://t.co/nirogZoueR
— antisocial extrovert 🕊 (@MushiSZN) October 26, 2024
41.
I love when Jamaican women link up! 🇯🇲 https://t.co/DKpypqnTcN
— Denai Moore (@DenaiMoore) October 27, 2024
42.
HOSTING A SKEPTA LOOK A LIKE COMPETITION @ MY HOUSE THIS WEEKEND
— SIXXIE (@216ix) October 29, 2024
43.
“SEE I TOLD YALL I WAS GONNA BUMP LIKE THIS!!!!” pic.twitter.com/aqEGTRkLCN
— Juicy Gentleman (@DariusAmore) October 26, 2024
44.
“see no the problem is you really wanna be a whyger” - Joseline Hernandez https://t.co/8gF82IxkD4
— TEDDY (@___Terrance___) October 27, 2024
45.
we woulda been on abc news https://t.co/TCvjpPkjN7
— keł (@_vonperignon) October 27, 2024
46.
sa1ary https://t.co/wDHBi94RRc
— Sinethemba. (@cnehshuga) October 28, 2024
47.
Halloween’s got real competition this year because what’s scarier than real life right now?
— Sylvia (@SylviaObell) October 29, 2024
48.
Afro hair supplies at walmart are locked up tighter than your votes https://t.co/yr18LEyYPs
— Leira Ajed (@motherofsticks) October 29, 2024
Thumbnail credits: Paramount, Oscar Wong / Getty Images, Houston Chronicle/Hearst Newspapers