23 Tweets From Canadians That Made Us Laugh Uncontrollably This Week
by Abby Zinman · BuzzFeed1.
Obsessed with the idea of Charli XCX speaking to someone from Alberta https://t.co/m0xthuF2tY
— love. angel. music. benji. (@benarmishaw) October 16, 2024
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some of the greatest indie rock of all time is made here https://t.co/70E35WXBbl
— N 𝓪𝓹 E 𝔂𝓮𝓼 (@NapEyes) October 16, 2024
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absolutely nothing unfortunately so please get me out of there https://t.co/Mpn43PiiRg
— ⭐️ (@POSTEROFAGlRL) October 19, 2024
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Lose a little respect for you when I notice you still follow 6ixbuzz
— Mitch Skylark (@_KingMitchell) October 16, 2024
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Them: Don’t apologize
Me, a Canadian: *hyperventilates*
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) October 17, 2024
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I really like bothering people outside of Ontario and Quebec by posting pictures of bagged milk because the concept is so foreign to them and they go crazy pic.twitter.com/xV2lWHh2U2
— Made In Canada (@MadelnCanada) October 17, 2024
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My favourite thing about the 90s was my back didn’t hurt.
— Jenny and the Bets (@colourmesadder) October 17, 2024
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Saying “a man said” when it was really me who said it >>>>>
— P² (@DreMacsAMillion) October 17, 2024
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Roasting my neighbour for using his leaf blower during a big wind and he says, "watch, they're all blowing into Jerry's yard" and friends, never stop learning
— 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸'𝘀 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝖔𝖋 𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖘💀🍁 (@BrickMahoney) October 17, 2024
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6 night Taylor Swift concert in Toronto means a week of even worse traffic than normal.
— Waiting to Oxtail (@ThatDudeMCFLY) October 17, 2024
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Canada are we okay https://t.co/uPs4sqauC9 pic.twitter.com/aPBSObFuv9
— Shiny Catherine (@shinyycatherine) October 16, 2024
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everybody’s hating on quarter zips today but I think like vintage roots quarter zips are cool… perhaps in a dusty red or forest green 🧐
— Fireball Kid Facts (@ColinRatchford) October 18, 2024
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The biggest liar I’ve ever met is this non stick fucking frying pan
— who cares (@DianaG2772) October 21, 2024
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a broad city quote going viral amongst genz in 2024… who’s millennial cringe now
— dean (@deanevangeliou) October 20, 2024
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IT WORKS pic.twitter.com/5uHgrCVd51
— Gaiusdeer.bsky.social (@GaiusGuy) October 21, 2024
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me sitting in the sun on a 21° day in october https://t.co/PoVEttHAsu
— brandon (@coolbutstinky) October 21, 2024
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Tit for tat is never the answer unless you’re a tattoo artist.
— Neener S. Pumpkins 🍁 (@neenertothe3) October 22, 2024
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Kawhi staying in Toronto is quickly turning into the greatest what if
— LegendOfWinning (@LegendOfWinning) October 21, 2024
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I’m already losing motivation seeing it get dark outside at 7 pm smh those 5 pm sunsets are about to finish me
— Pastor Kyle. (@itsqail) October 18, 2024
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like you can see things other than what you’re looking at if you think hard enough? is it like a heads-up display overlaid on top? stop lying to me
— katie (@focusfronting) October 19, 2024
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Toronto feels like a city that's very upset that it's being asked to be a city now.
"I'm just a small town, goddammit. I never asked for this!"
— Ramsey Kilani 🌐🔰 (@Ramsey_Kilani) October 19, 2024
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Was their some sort of legislation passed in Canada because every sports betting ad I’ve seen this year is like “please don’t get addicted to our betting app that is specifically programmed to be addictive”
— biracial waluigi (@korea_suicide) October 19, 2024
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In canada, if u spend $400 on groceries, and collect 20 stamps, you get 75% off a single frying pan pic.twitter.com/OXf4aWp4MI
— carlita (@carlita_express) October 23, 2024
Twitter: @carlita_express
Math ain't mathing on that one.