Here Are The Funniest Tweets From This Weekend
by Chelsea Stewart · BuzzFeedFor some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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"tomorrow i’ll wake up early to do it"
me at 10am: pic.twitter.com/WfNWBVGfHh
— 💖 (@twaniimals) October 26, 2024
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Porch light will be off this year 😫 pic.twitter.com/EHtqCS0wLc
— Purse•Less Paulette. (@riymdream) October 24, 2024
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the 3yo just told me to "text her when her Starbucks gets here". I feel it's necessary to add that she does not have a phone to receive texts on. She also can't read
— kourtney (@kourtneyinhell) October 25, 2024
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that's hozier https://t.co/NNCEOvf2E4
— *+:｡percy｡:+* (@dreadfuldev0tee) October 25, 2024
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She ain’t even let the joke sit in the air I’M CRYING https://t.co/OwnzT8FTOg
— Tyler (@tyler_cov) October 26, 2024
Cartoon Network / Twitter: @tyler_cov
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They said don’t even think about it 😭 https://t.co/EYY8oVD8k2
— Kiki Mordi (@kikimordi) October 25, 2024
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I am the way i am because my mom is my biggest hater pic.twitter.com/v1NqMuQAzj
— e (@wtvrem13) October 26, 2024
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my six year old just made this bumper sticker for me pic.twitter.com/S7sIngHrJQ
— 𝔭𝔢𝔱𝔱𝔦𝔟𝔬𝔫𝔢 (@christmasearwig) October 26, 2024
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Apple pleaseee not today….
this is my Popeyes money
— , (@sgrate_) October 25, 2024
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nigga got his hand on his hip he fed the fuck up LMFAOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/G5iEFBUkHK
— Feru ✭ (@ferupity) October 25, 2024
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I hate y’all LMAOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/mCNLcgWFqr pic.twitter.com/86JKg2TsPS
— Pree (@diabolicalpree) October 25, 2024
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[doctor hands my wife our newborn son] congratulations
my wife: do u want to hold him
me: yes [picking him up and gently cradling him until i start to cry] wow. he’s so precious
doctor: put me down
— cory (@coolmathgame_) October 25, 2024
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when my man won’t let me bite him as hard as i can for no reason pic.twitter.com/ja5zxSgsij
— jynx (@jynxbby) October 26, 2024
United Artists / Twitter: @jynxbby
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nor do they apparently https://t.co/MuCkzJvQE4
— Heidi Selassie I (@heidisaint) October 26, 2024
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when a girl is done with you she talks to you like she in HR or something
— ᴄʀᴏᴡ (@crowbrss) October 26, 2024
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whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape.......incompetent legend. i wish we could hang out
— erin chack (@ErinChack) October 25, 2024