My Lungs Are Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At These 22 Hilarious Black Twitter Tweets From The Week
by Michaela Bramwell · BuzzFeedIt's the first week of October, and there're already so many jokes on Black Twitter, so here are a few to sum up this week:
1.
Saw my first BBL scarecrow today pic.twitter.com/trA1Eqjwb0
— Zaynah Bear 🇹🇹 (@zaynahbear) September 28, 2024
@zaynahbear
2.
I remember when I had to leave the class crying cause someone said boo boo the fool real name was booboolius j foolious 😭
— niecy nyash (@devilisalyer) October 1, 2024
@devilisalyer
3.
JD Vance to his makeup artist #VPDebate2024 pic.twitter.com/xnqn367pAt
— Danté (@officialdswift) October 2, 2024
Hulu/ @officialdswift
4.
Don’t invite me to yo crib if you know you doing silly shit like living on the 3rd floor with no elevator.
— Craig (@40milliondollas) October 2, 2024
@40milliondollas
5.
me to myself after a much needed haircut pic.twitter.com/c0vaxP0vvr
— keł 🐦🔥 (@_vonperignon) September 24, 2024
Hulu / @/_vonperignon
6.
New hires be happy af 😂😂 You bouta see why we was hiring 🤣
— party gets me wetter☆ (@mainbitchclique) October 2, 2024
@mainbitchclique
7.
Why I seen a pig in real life and dem bitches don’t even oink fr they make that noise black people make when they throat itch.
— SWAVY 🥇 (@thouxanbanlee) September 29, 2024
@thouxanbanlee
8.
#VPDebate2024
How do we keep kids safe from guns?
J.D. Vance: we gotta make the doors lock better
Me: pic.twitter.com/3dC7YiOvtB
— Big Girl Slay 💋 (@Biggirlslay) October 2, 2024
@Biggirlslay
9.
“Brownie for my browny” is all I ever think about 😭😭 https://t.co/p2cxJGSWG4
— GucciGuwop 🖤 (@GucciGuwop93) October 4, 2024
@GucciGuwop93
10.
Caught my 3yo putting deodorant on her mermaid Barbie.
Her: She stink in that water with them fish.
— Princess | Mindfulness | Conscious Parenting (@themultiplemom) September 30, 2024
@themultiplemom
11.
“Donald Trump is FICKLE. He will go to whoever has flattery or compliments for him.” CALL HIM OUT, TIM!!!!!! #VPDebate2024 pic.twitter.com/vtAn1UmIrz
— 👑 AD3 (@anseldeangelo) October 2, 2024
WeTV / @anseldeangelo
12.
That’s a little urban https://t.co/O0w4UN2yUj
— E$ (@Guts_Glam_Glory) September 28, 2024
@Guts_Glam_Glory
13.
“How can we as a NATION say that YOUR rights to YOUR body are determined by Geography?”
Oh, Tim ate that!!!! #VPDebate2024 pic.twitter.com/cC96t5EJ6c
— 👑 AD3 (@anseldeangelo) October 2, 2024
@anseldeangelo
14.
Tim Walz got to the stage early like he’d laid out his school clothes the night before.
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) October 2, 2024
@jemelehill
15.
“You guys said you weren’t going to fact check” - JD Vance#VPDebate2024 pic.twitter.com/E2kq2gl8tz
— Jay Shah (@TheJayShah3) October 2, 2024
@TheJayShah3
16.
u ever get so bored at work u start doing your job right 😭 pic.twitter.com/h3vkb0RRR3
— ImKindOfTrash (@ImKindOfTrash) September 25, 2024
@ImKindOfTrash
17.
Me getting ready to go to sleep after napping all day 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/TbeWCM4hZi
— 💖🎀🦩🩰 (@realmainfeels) September 28, 2024
Disney / @realmainfeels
18.
love the idea of immigrants crossing the border and immediately outbidding a white couple for a 3 bed/2 bath in suburban Virginia
— Nathalie Baptiste 🇭🇹 (@nhbaptiste) October 2, 2024
@nhbaptiste
19.
A few years ago, I was collaborating remotely on a spreadsheet and my coworker called and said, "You don't know how to use Excel, do you?". https://t.co/CPaOxHLg5F pic.twitter.com/fgzzeAJZ9i
— GirlTyler (@sheistyler) September 28, 2024
@sheistyler
20.
It’s up there ain’t it https://t.co/ksZs4zLvOV
— Lover. (@OhLyseDoIt) September 30, 2024
@OhLyseDoIt
21.
old testament looking ass bread https://t.co/nNOsntsCbh
— Karl (@cafills) September 25, 2024
@cafills
22.
If I send you this it means I’m about to lie in the most articulate manner possible… pic.twitter.com/drhOnRyZfa
— NAACP (@NAACP) October 2, 2024
CNN / @NAACP