I'm Sorry, But These Tweets About An 8-Year-Old Driving To Target Are Way Funnier Than They Should Be
by Matt Stopera · BuzzFeedAn 8-year-old in Ohio drove 20-25 minutes (11 miles to be exact) to shop at her local Target.
KTLA is reporting that the 8-year-old was reported missing on Sunday morning before they found the car in the Target parking lot.
Thankfully, no one was hurt, and the only casualty seems to be a mailbox the 8-year-old hit on the way.
Oh, and according to the Bedford Police Department, they allowed her to finish her frappuccino. Yes, she got a frap.
Well, the story is certainly taking off online.
8-year-old Ohio girl drove to Target, went shopping: Police https://t.co/drTgBx5Nai pic.twitter.com/yqmm0S47sx
— KTLA (@KTLA) September 16, 2024
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And, I'm sorry, the reactions to it are very, very funny.
This diva https://t.co/7elBxTsPKi
— Fat Slag (@Andrewisliv1d) September 16, 2024
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Here are the funniest ones:
The store is 11 miles and a 25 min drive away. This can’t be her first time doing this 💀 https://t.co/sLNRaSePFe
— ok. (@BtSquared2) September 16, 2024
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Regina George’s origin story https://t.co/Y2Bu0XQmRh pic.twitter.com/ibvlan9Tlk
— Trey (@treyd3) September 17, 2024
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The visual of her parking the car & likely getting a basket by her lonesome is taking me out. https://t.co/oOWf2CqcFP
— Peaches (@hillsPHresh) September 16, 2024
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My bestfriend to me on my driving lessons:
The encouragement I needed✨ https://t.co/GsvQEgzNr4 pic.twitter.com/VQJowcpaXj
— STEPHANIE (@stephvnie7) September 17, 2024
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Sometimes you really just need a mental health trip to Target https://t.co/nnRbvXLJ5r
— Offshore Oddities (@offshoreoddity) September 17, 2024
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A girl and a Target run. A lifelong friendship. https://t.co/xmThK6QemV
— Alovelydai 🍂 (@alovelydai) September 16, 2024
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Didn’t see anything wrong with this, like yup that tracks she just wanted to go to target so she did she made it happen. https://t.co/pFSOHBmBsC
— Straw Hat James (@JamesinJAIL1021) September 17, 2024
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You know she bought shit she didn't need, but just had to have. https://t.co/WGs6yHAfeg
— Razor Jamón (@CPoTweetsStuff) September 16, 2024
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It took me way too long to see the issue here. https://t.co/RCL9sv2KVr
— mandy (@morkandmandy) September 17, 2024
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Free her. https://t.co/pCYtGZfJm9
— Jamie (@jamieerenae) September 17, 2024
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This some Matilda level shit! A 25 minute drive at EIGHT YEARS OLD 🤯 & She made it safely!! It took me 26 years to learn how to do that 🤣🤣 https://t.co/U37ESya0Lq
— lady pac 👑 (@ShakuraLove) September 16, 2024
I hope she took the chicken out the freezer at least https://t.co/WjqGx89B8E
— Clive Daddy Rosfield (@Asymetricalhomo) September 17, 2024
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honestly 8 year old me’s dream https://t.co/WeDmlNMxbx
— indiana 🛸 (@indybree) September 16, 2024
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tbh this is inspiring like if an 8 year old can drive i can too https://t.co/x5XSRvH6nc pic.twitter.com/bADiDo1j70
— em ★ (@into_folklore22) September 16, 2024
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And lastly:
god forbid a girl have hobbies https://t.co/4G2ZMlPd1f
— Tyler Thurston (@reedthurston) September 16, 2024
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