20 Internet Fails From Last Week That Will Make You Laugh So Hard You'll Get A Workout In

by · BuzzFeed

Well, isn't this interesting? Somehow, another seven days have passed, and it has become Monday again. Interesting. Now, I may not be a scientist, but I'm going to wager a guess that this whole "week" thing is about to happen again. So, here are 20 internet fails from last week to help you make it through:

1. Rest in peace.

Was just reminded of the time when I walked past a bakery that was handing out cookies and I accepted one and said "Hell yeah free cookie, best day ever!!" then later when I was walking back I realized they were doing it in memory of a teacher who had been murdered.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) October 23, 2024

Twitter: @missmulrooney

2. Sometimes, you just need to go to the roof and eat cheese.

everything is fine pic.twitter.com/qDSf0ZyAre
— yobobby (@y0b0bby) October 24, 2024

Twitter: @y0b0bby

3. I wish this only happened once every four years.

🇺🇸🤭 pic.twitter.com/UDccDQHrcY
— 🎃DeanerHalloweener🦇 (@ItsMeDeaner) October 24, 2024

Twitter: @ItsMeDeaner

4. Time to heel-tap away the horrors.

Having a random hobby as an adult is actually hilarious. You’ll be having a day delivered directly from hell but then gotta suck it up to get to tap class by 6:30pm.
— KAYA NOVA (@thekayanova) October 24, 2024

Twitter: @thekayanova

5. Surely she's also...wise, right?

Nativity season is upon us! My son has been cast as a wise man. My daughter, on the otherhand - pic.twitter.com/ALWosPwbMM
— Emma Szewczak (@EmmaSzewczak) October 24, 2024

Twitter: @EmmaSzewczak

6. What, exactly, do you think my job is?

teaching is crazy like why did a parent bring us this live mole to deal with because they "have work"......as if I'm not working?? pic.twitter.com/ZtaaJzdo9Z
— edith puthy (@thottbaio) October 23, 2024

Twitter: @thottbaio

7. The sock-stealing stories are true!

I thought there had to be another explanation for why they disappear but a repairman just took apart my washer machine AND IT WAS FULL OF LOOSE SOCKS
— Ari Drennen (@AriDrennen) October 24, 2024

Twitter: @AriDrennen

8. I appreciate your honesty.

i’ve been telling my 2 year old to leave something alone for 30 minutes so finally i asked if he wanted to get in trouble and he said yes.
— thicc ass miniature pony (@_YamSmalls_) October 22, 2024

Twitter: @_YamSmalls_

9. Fall is the season of sweating.

how am i supposed to dress for a low in the 40s and a high of 81
— pamela 🎡✨ (@tisthepamseason) October 22, 2024

Twitter: @tisthepamseason

10. A new toy for your at-home pneumatic tube!

Bank pissed me off so i took their thing pic.twitter.com/5JwKJb7Bv6
— Una 🕳 bomb-her (@longjomsilver) October 23, 2024

Twitter: @longjomsilver

11. And you can truthfully say, "I did not eat them all at once."

I’m glad these m&ms have a resealable package, so I can eat half the bag now and the other half one minute from now
— Joel Jeffrey (@joeljeffrey) October 22, 2024

Twitter: @joeljeffrey

12. Actually, I can just get out right here, thanks.

lyft ride to the airport this morning was a little bumpy and then the driver goes “my drink got spiked in sf ten years ago and i think they implanted a chip because i still hear voices and it’s derailed my life to the point where i was only able to start driving again last week” pic.twitter.com/cYho0aEAmm
— “paula” (@paularambles) October 21, 2024

Twitter: @paularambles

13. If you don't hear back from someone, this is why.

My message was so good she's been reading it for 3 weeks
— J (@jxbusiness) October 22, 2024

Twitter: @jxbusiness

14. Should we really be eating something if the dog won't eat it?

My dog somehow got into the vegan cheese we had in our refrigerator and then promptly spit all of it out onto the floor. In case you were wondering how good vegan cheese is.
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) October 23, 2024

Twitter: @EliMcCann

15. Something, something...the fabric adds ten pounds.

You know what humbles me? When I buy panties and them mfs look big out the pack, then I try them on and it’s perfect 😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/Ru7XRGodO9
— Coco Sèk epi Sik 🥥 🍯 (@HazelEyez552) October 21, 2024

Fox / Twitter: @HazelEyez552

16. Doctor, is there a cure for this?

Sometimes I’ll buy one of those really big bags of posh Tyrells Crisps and think “why, this amount of crisps will last me three, maybe four days?”. But then I will sit down with the big bag of crisps, and I will enter into what might medically be referred to as a “crisp trance”.
— Rory McCarthy (@roryisconfused) October 19, 2024

Twitter: @roryisconfused

17. BRB, taking this pic of this dog's bangs to my hairstylist.

Not my sister’s dog looking like a 13yo girl who just got grounded for texting during class pic.twitter.com/Uwd8p6cP4H
— Lily Von Boobenhausen (@ConsummateLily) October 24, 2024

Twitter: @ConsummateLily

18. Please be kind to your non-outdoorsy friends.

I got tricked into going for a 10 mile hike for a waterfall that ended up being 2 feet tall. Don't talk to me.
— Goddammit, Jamie (@Jay_FrickinLynn) October 20, 2024

Twitter: @Jay_FrickinLynn

19. Um, that's...not quite what she said.

My mom: That hike almost killed me!

Apple’s AI summary: pic.twitter.com/fyN5UopIdH
— Schmidt (@AndrewSchmidtFC) October 25, 2024

Twitter: @AndrewSchmidtFC

20. And finally — what the hell was in that application?

im gonna apply for linkedin internship, what's the worst that could happen?

linkedin: hold my beer pic.twitter.com/QhMQATgpQl
— luffy (@0xluffyb) October 25, 2024

Twitter: @0xluffyb

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