My Lungs Are Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At These 21 Black Twitter Tweets From The Week
by Michaela Bramwell · BuzzFeedBlack Twitter, you never fail to make me cackle, and these days, I definitely need it. Let's recap the absolute funniest Black tweets people posted this week:
1.
Whoever did this at my job needs to be escorted out by noon today pic.twitter.com/uZHd8WFu6I
— Mixx /G\ (@Ras_Mixx) October 22, 2024
2.
my mom got remarried to a white man and now they talmbout LASAGNA for thanksgiving. she's been colonized. pic.twitter.com/YhsD0T9UNK
— bethany baptiste 💚 (@StorySorcery) October 22, 2024
AMC / Twitter: @StorySorcery
3.
Y’all I was on a date last night. He’s about 6’1” towering over me he walked to my car we chatted for a bit, he gave me a hug I got in the car looked in the mirror and my wig was SLIDE BACK AND THE CAP WAS SHOWING???????????????????
That whole time 😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/pWpji2ebfd
— chellz. (@b0mbchell_) October 27, 2024
Disney / Twitter: @b0mbchell_
4.
This guy in CVS was FaceTime with his girl and she trying to direct him on what pads to get. He was so lost. I heard what she asked for and put it in the phone camera and she says “thank you girl” without even seeing my face 😂😂😂😂😂
— Dy (@DolceDyamond) October 25, 2024
5.
Porch light will be off this year 😫 pic.twitter.com/EHtqCS0wLc
— Purse•Less Paulette. (@riymdream) October 24, 2024
6.
"When you President, who gets a plate first you or your husband?" https://t.co/9YqKhkzyQ6 pic.twitter.com/aqUx4PtxLX
— Tristan (@AyoTristan) October 25, 2024
Club Shay Shay / Twitter: @AyoTristan
7.
my lyft driver saying this is his first time driving on the highway???????????????
— NIETZSCHE 🇳🇬. (@madeinnaij) October 26, 2024
8.
Every black person in America https://t.co/DeLyOvOUNP pic.twitter.com/fRLCeCmTce
— Lil Grumpy Teddy Bear (@BlkThemyscira) October 23, 2024
Hulu / Twitter: @BlkThemyscira
9.
Kamala pls stop having people txt my phone im voting for you mama
— 117 (@aamirahnajme) October 25, 2024
10.
“So when I win this you’re gonna release the visuals right!?” pic.twitter.com/OxpNt08I65
— Ty 🏳️🌈 (@tyycolly) October 26, 2024
CNN / Twitter: @tyycolly
11.
pic.twitter.com/X4wbXWHBTq
— jashida rones (@tartcoochie) October 22, 2024
Ermias Mula'bagz via FAcebook / Twitter: @tartcoochie
12.
Being a husband sucks cause wym “go see what that noise was”?? I’m scared too😭
— Sir Teeman (@olateeman) October 24, 2024
13.
when i text “come open the door” before getting out the car & i get to the door still not being opened pic.twitter.com/D8THsBK2bi
— CurtiMagurtti (@__Curtdoggg) October 23, 2024
Bravo / Twitter: @__Curtdoggg
14.
When the whole friend group roasting you but then you peep the easy target
laughing pic.twitter.com/mM9AmYK8J9
— ImKindOfTrash (@ImKindOfTrash) October 25, 2024
BET / Twitter: @ImKindOfTrash
15.
Beyoncé: I’m here as a mother
Me:pic.twitter.com/gZQ4qPoSdi
— chrissy. (@ChrissyReeseee) October 26, 2024
Bravo / Twitter: @ChrissyReeseee
16.
pic.twitter.com/05sZ8l9v5f
— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) October 25, 2024
Fox News / Twitter: @stephenasmith
17.
Me and my mom walking into Ross, TJ Maxx and Marshall’s: pic.twitter.com/k5bgmCpFyG
— Mel 🤭 (@TheBaddestMitch) October 23, 2024
@LADEig / Twitter: @TheBaddestMitch
18.
TUH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/LWFIG51cas
— CurtiMagurtti (@__Curtdoggg) October 22, 2024
@Lazariya S. Wilks. via Facebook / Twitter: @__Curtdoggg
19.
Yall. November is next week. pic.twitter.com/FBhdUiWwA0
— GoVoteOrShutUp (@Da_mirror91) October 21, 2024
Hulu / Twitter: @Da_mirror91
20.
When adults used to say “You Gone See One Day” shiiiiiiiiiiid i’m seeing …😭
— Miiya 💋 (@Miiyaszn) October 21, 2024
21.
Madea is his Venom omg she really fights her way out sometimes https://t.co/UwpaXnqpwX
— kae (@sportyidk) October 25, 2024
CSPAN / Twitter: @sportyidk
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