22 Funny Pet Tweets To Start Your Day, Because You Deserve It
by Ashley Holt · BuzzFeedLife is hard enough, you might as well start your day with hilarious furry friends before things get real.
Here are the 22 funniest pet tweets on the internet right now:
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His Pretend Broke Paw (PBP) is getting worse. Doctor says he doesn’t have long. One, maybe two, decades at most. pic.twitter.com/Qfd2kDnMvN
— Keith Orejel (@keithdorejel) October 19, 2024
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This is the first time Percy and Reg have been in the same room. Do any cat behaviourists know why Percy is lying like he has been slain by Reg (who is half his size)? pic.twitter.com/UTxP8oj7sX
— Dr Fi Bowler (@FionaBowler) October 25, 2024
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Took my cat for her first walk today. . I really think she likes it! pic.twitter.com/pj5bGPhyiW
— Posts Of Cats (@PostsOfCats) October 20, 2024
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My cat crawling into the washer-dryer: pic.twitter.com/Bxdl12kekZ
— Richard O'Brien (@notrockyhorror) October 22, 2024
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My neighbour thinks I don't know she feeds my cat "extra" in the morning by leaving a bowl out for him. I do know. It's why I send the cat to hers for breakfast in the morning. Saves me a few quid on cat food.
— Fesshole (@fesshole) October 20, 2024
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"Why does my cat randomly smack my dog sometimes?" pic.twitter.com/TvVmQSroSQ
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) October 19, 2024
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My dog somehow got into the vegan cheese we had in our refrigerator and then promptly spit all of it out onto the floor. In case you were wondering how good vegan cheese is.
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) October 23, 2024
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My dog couldn't find his favorite toy so I got on my hands and knees and crawled around the house for 10 minutes looking under all the furniture, and he was SO excited for me to be down there with him, I could tell he was like "YES she finally figured out how to walk"
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) October 23, 2024
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🇺🇸🤭 pic.twitter.com/UDccDQHrcY
— 🎃DeanerHalloweener🦇 (@ItsMeDeaner) October 24, 2024
10.
wake up early? a little treat
stay up late? a little treat
sleep in? a little treat https://t.co/C0v6shlp1g
— cats being weird little guys 👅 (@weirdlilguys) October 22, 2024
Twitter: @mooshemooshemanjinder / Via Twitter: @weirdlilguys
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I feel like a proud parent today
After weeks of training, this morning, my pet bald eagle, President Franklin, flew over a field where a soccer practice was happening and defecated on all the players
— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) October 24, 2024
12.
what it feels like going to my stupid little job pic.twitter.com/EZM764cPkc
— cats being weird little guys 👅 (@weirdlilguys) October 21, 2024
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I adopted two kittens and named them Dolly and Llama, which was fun for two years until Dolly ran away and I was stuck explaining to people why my cat was named Llama.
— Fesshole (@fesshole) October 20, 2024
14.
wake up babe a new reaction meme just dropped pic.twitter.com/YgmggwM2Am
— ･:*✩ ༻✧ 𝙻 𝚎 𝚎 𝚜 𝚒 𝚎 ✧༺ ✩*:･ (@obsidianfawn) October 18, 2024
TikTok: @cheyennegins / Via tiktok.com
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he’ll never suspect a thing pic.twitter.com/zbuJniXmHv
— cats being weird little guys 👅 (@weirdlilguys) October 22, 2024
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absolutely zero remorse pic.twitter.com/Q7J4DJALAH
— cats being weird little guys 👅 (@weirdlilguys) October 21, 2024
reddit: u/guooey / Via Twitter: @weirdlilguys
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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) October 25, 2024
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neighborhood watch pic.twitter.com/5Mz4jK5egi
— cats being weird little guys 👅 (@weirdlilguys) October 19, 2024
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Are you dressing up your pet for Halloween? pic.twitter.com/XTWv4c1IRx
— smol silly cat (@Catsillyness) October 25, 2024
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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) October 23, 2024
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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) October 23, 2024
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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) October 25, 2024
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