33 Tweets From Canadians This Week That I Genuinely Cannot Stop Laughing At

by · BuzzFeed

1.

I’m sorry I said that I haven’t had my daily sour cream glazed donut yet
— MR. MITCH (@gladstoned420) September 27, 2024

Twitter: @gladstoned420

2.

You’ll be having a good day and then get on the 401
— rlotay (@ramneek98) September 27, 2024

Twitter: @ramneek98

3.

lana and the gator man look like every couple in rural atlantic canada imo… the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen and some guy who barely opens his mouth when he talks and has leather for skin but also: ‘e’s got a boat
— aʟʏsᴏɴ (@alysonkshave) September 27, 2024

Twitter: @alysonkshave

4.

Canada‘s Moo Deng pic.twitter.com/RapkU9j2ju
— Craig Baird - Canadian History Ehx (@CraigBaird) October 2, 2024

Twitter: @CraigBaird

5.

You can tell when a foreigner is larping Quebec independence bc they always give it Labrador for some reason https://t.co/MYD6WopDLP
— Reia 🌟 (@weather_forkast) September 26, 2024

Twitter: @weather_forkast

6.

by 2030 everything in Canada gonna be called Rogers Bell or a bank name can’t wait to go to Rogers station get off the Scotiabank Transit and walk to the Bell mall
— berms if you know me (@_Berma) September 26, 2024

Twitter: @_Berma

7.

no way french is a real language pic.twitter.com/6lzwWSUha1
— jay 🦌 🇨🇦 (@cervidswag) September 26, 2024

Twitter: @cervidswag

8.

oh good, Rogers Stadium, not to be confused with Rogers Centre, Rogers Arena or Rogers Place.

Canada is not beating the "three corporations in a trenchcoat" allegations I fear https://t.co/DknqXBJuzr pic.twitter.com/PchXe8yCoQ
— ℳatt (@matttomic) September 26, 2024

Twitter: @matttomic

9.

I love Ontario and Cinema pic.twitter.com/sf3tgbuOmg
— MR. MITCH (@gladstoned420) September 27, 2024

Twitter: @gladstoned420

10.

Torontonians watching New Yorkers react to their mayor being indicted pic.twitter.com/oHXTVGGXUN
— Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken) September 26, 2024

Twitter: @jessehawken

11.

It’s crazy you can’t tell who’s Canadian on here they could be anyone
— the gaming dreamer 💭 (@sabatonfan69) July 24, 2024

Twitter: @sabatonfan69
(Not a Canadian, but we just had to include this one.)

12.

Just one more lane bro, just one more lane, we’re gonna fix traffic, we just need one more lane https://t.co/SIjvdIcmcW
— Sky Marchini (@rhcm123) September 27, 2024

Twitter: @rhcm123

13.

me at the understocked asian grocery https://t.co/yn9nwS8zVX
— Wendell (@RhodeToLove) September 27, 2024

Twitter: @RhodeToLove

14.

looks like it’s full of cheese whiz. i will report back on these once i eat one pic.twitter.com/htyoEyYqZN
— aʟʏsᴏɴ (@alysonkshave) October 1, 2024

Twitter: @alysonkshave

15.

the director's cut? okay but is he hung?
— well no um (@charleighs_angl) September 30, 2024

Twitter: @charleighs_angl

16.

I can't believe we're almost at 2025 for real. I can't even comprehend everything I've lived through the past 5-6 years
— Jordan A. Hayles (@MR_STiXX) September 30, 2024

Twitter: @MR_STiXX

17.

I bathe regularly and wear deodorant.

You're welcome. https://t.co/B8S1Ni1x8L
— The Impatient Tourist (@ImpatienTourist) September 30, 2024

Twitter: @ImpatienTourist

18.

no other fanbase scares me the way the Tim Hortons fanbase does https://t.co/eefZd93jmC
— rob 🍉 (@ROBlNDANGER) September 30, 2024

Twitter: @ROBlNDANGER

19.

You aren’t from the ends. https://t.co/PsG9EuRDSW
— CERB Gotti (@TheSlowBurn) September 28, 2024

Twitter: @TheSlowBurn

20.

All of Canada losing their sh*t right now... https://t.co/vavoeveF2V
— Giant Blüe Ring (@GiantBlueRing) October 2, 2024

Twitter: @GiantBlueRing

21.

The next time the sun will be up after 7pm in the GTA is March 10th. pic.twitter.com/HUznA7KsXU
— Jake (@TransitJakeTO) September 30, 2024

Twitter: @TransitJakeTO

22.

Canada is not a serious country because we don’t have a single late night talk show
— MR. MITCH (@gladstoned420) September 29, 2024

Twitter: @gladstoned420

23.

when they hit ticketmaster with a RICO imma be on the streets popping and locking
— berms if you know me (@_Berma) September 26, 2024

Twitter: @_Berma

24.

I love Canadian news pic.twitter.com/WLmDO25ft1
— ava (@westcoastwinter) September 24, 2024

Twitter: @westcoastwinter

25.

5 https://t.co/jsoHFgkZGQ
— Tolu Of Canada🇨🇦🇨🇦 (@Not_Tolulope) October 1, 2024

Twitter: @Not_Tolulope

26.

Does anyone else say to themselves "Shut the fuck up who cares" to every second or third post on twitter
— cam (@largemotorcycle) September 29, 2024

Twitter: @largemotorcycle

27.

No city loves Minecraft like Toronto loves Minecraft pic.twitter.com/1HuRBQhM7I
— your local self-inflicted housing crisis ouroboros (@itsahousingtrap) October 1, 2024

Twitter: @itsahousingtrap

28.

What kinda supervillains yall be meeting man https://t.co/UIs8U97WRg
— Oluwamucho (@MuchoTV2) October 1, 2024

Twitter: @MuchoTV2

29.

We have walmart in Quebec btw https://t.co/bVPeStTaWR
— em (@cbcradio2) September 30, 2024

Twitter: @cbcradio2

30.

every guy in toronto is 26, 38 or 43 years old
— sarah hagi (@KindaHagi) October 2, 2024

Twitter: @KindaHagi

31.

You can tell those purple jerseys are gonna pay their rent this year but I can’t hate it
— 🍿 (@The_6ix_man) October 1, 2024

Twitter: @The_6ix_man

32.

i imagine this feels really good for the rock.. like a touchless car wash pic.twitter.com/OU3XDypDCq
— annie (@sweetndpolite) September 30, 2024

Twitter: @sweetndpolite

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