33 Tweets From Canadians This Week That I Genuinely Cannot Stop Laughing At
by Abby Zinman · BuzzFeed1.
I’m sorry I said that I haven’t had my daily sour cream glazed donut yet
— MR. MITCH (@gladstoned420) September 27, 2024
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You’ll be having a good day and then get on the 401
— rlotay (@ramneek98) September 27, 2024
3.
lana and the gator man look like every couple in rural atlantic canada imo… the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen and some guy who barely opens his mouth when he talks and has leather for skin but also: ‘e’s got a boat
— aʟʏsᴏɴ (@alysonkshave) September 27, 2024
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Canada‘s Moo Deng pic.twitter.com/RapkU9j2ju
— Craig Baird - Canadian History Ehx (@CraigBaird) October 2, 2024
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You can tell when a foreigner is larping Quebec independence bc they always give it Labrador for some reason https://t.co/MYD6WopDLP
— Reia 🌟 (@weather_forkast) September 26, 2024
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by 2030 everything in Canada gonna be called Rogers Bell or a bank name can’t wait to go to Rogers station get off the Scotiabank Transit and walk to the Bell mall
— berms if you know me (@_Berma) September 26, 2024
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no way french is a real language pic.twitter.com/6lzwWSUha1
— jay 🦌 🇨🇦 (@cervidswag) September 26, 2024
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oh good, Rogers Stadium, not to be confused with Rogers Centre, Rogers Arena or Rogers Place.
Canada is not beating the "three corporations in a trenchcoat" allegations I fear https://t.co/DknqXBJuzr pic.twitter.com/PchXe8yCoQ
— ℳatt (@matttomic) September 26, 2024
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I love Ontario and Cinema pic.twitter.com/sf3tgbuOmg
— MR. MITCH (@gladstoned420) September 27, 2024
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Torontonians watching New Yorkers react to their mayor being indicted pic.twitter.com/oHXTVGGXUN
— Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken) September 26, 2024
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It’s crazy you can’t tell who’s Canadian on here they could be anyone
— the gaming dreamer 💭 (@sabatonfan69) July 24, 2024
Twitter: @sabatonfan69
(Not a Canadian, but we just had to include this one.)
12.
Just one more lane bro, just one more lane, we’re gonna fix traffic, we just need one more lane https://t.co/SIjvdIcmcW
— Sky Marchini (@rhcm123) September 27, 2024
13.
me at the understocked asian grocery https://t.co/yn9nwS8zVX
— Wendell (@RhodeToLove) September 27, 2024
14.
looks like it’s full of cheese whiz. i will report back on these once i eat one pic.twitter.com/htyoEyYqZN
— aʟʏsᴏɴ (@alysonkshave) October 1, 2024
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the director's cut? okay but is he hung?
— well no um (@charleighs_angl) September 30, 2024
16.
I can't believe we're almost at 2025 for real. I can't even comprehend everything I've lived through the past 5-6 years
— Jordan A. Hayles (@MR_STiXX) September 30, 2024
17.
I bathe regularly and wear deodorant.
You're welcome. https://t.co/B8S1Ni1x8L
— The Impatient Tourist (@ImpatienTourist) September 30, 2024
18.
no other fanbase scares me the way the Tim Hortons fanbase does https://t.co/eefZd93jmC
— rob 🍉 (@ROBlNDANGER) September 30, 2024
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You aren’t from the ends. https://t.co/PsG9EuRDSW
— CERB Gotti (@TheSlowBurn) September 28, 2024
20.
All of Canada losing their sh*t right now... https://t.co/vavoeveF2V
— Giant Blüe Ring (@GiantBlueRing) October 2, 2024
21.
The next time the sun will be up after 7pm in the GTA is March 10th. pic.twitter.com/HUznA7KsXU
— Jake (@TransitJakeTO) September 30, 2024
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Canada is not a serious country because we don’t have a single late night talk show
— MR. MITCH (@gladstoned420) September 29, 2024
23.
when they hit ticketmaster with a RICO imma be on the streets popping and locking
— berms if you know me (@_Berma) September 26, 2024
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I love Canadian news pic.twitter.com/WLmDO25ft1
— ava (@westcoastwinter) September 24, 2024
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5 https://t.co/jsoHFgkZGQ
— Tolu Of Canada🇨🇦🇨🇦 (@Not_Tolulope) October 1, 2024
26.
Does anyone else say to themselves "Shut the fuck up who cares" to every second or third post on twitter
— cam (@largemotorcycle) September 29, 2024
27.
No city loves Minecraft like Toronto loves Minecraft pic.twitter.com/1HuRBQhM7I
— your local self-inflicted housing crisis ouroboros (@itsahousingtrap) October 1, 2024
28.
What kinda supervillains yall be meeting man https://t.co/UIs8U97WRg
— Oluwamucho (@MuchoTV2) October 1, 2024
29.
We have walmart in Quebec btw https://t.co/bVPeStTaWR
— em (@cbcradio2) September 30, 2024
30.
every guy in toronto is 26, 38 or 43 years old
— sarah hagi (@KindaHagi) October 2, 2024
31.
You can tell those purple jerseys are gonna pay their rent this year but I can’t hate it
— 🍿 (@The_6ix_man) October 1, 2024
32.
i imagine this feels really good for the rock.. like a touchless car wash pic.twitter.com/OU3XDypDCq
— annie (@sweetndpolite) September 30, 2024