Wolverine: Deep Cut #4 Preview: Sinister Plans and Sabretooth's Fury
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Wolverine: Deep Cut #4 Preview: Sinister Plans and Sabretooth's Fury
In Wolverine: Deep Cut #4, Mister Sinister's schemes unfold as Sabretooth strikes, leading to an epic clash that could change Wolverine's future with the X-Men. Claws out!
Published Fri, 27 Sep 2024 19:26:07 -0500
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SABRETOOTH. SINISTER. SLICING & DICING! MISTER SINISTER makes his plans known. SABRETOOTH strikes. An uneasy alliance leads to a knock-down, drag-out fight the likes of which will alter WOLVERINE's plans with the X-MEN. The grand finale of Chris Claremont's untold Wolverine epic! RATED PARENTAL ADVISORY.
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Wolverine: Deep Cut #4
by Chris Claremont & Edgar Salazar, cover by Philip Tan
SABRETOOTH. SINISTER. SLICING & DICING! MISTER SINISTER makes his plans known. SABRETOOTH strikes. An uneasy alliance leads to a knock-down, drag-out fight the likes of which will alter WOLVERINE's plans with the X-MEN. The grand finale of Chris Claremont's untold Wolverine epic! RATED PARENTAL ADVISORY.
Marvel | Marvel Universe
6.62"W x 10.19"H x 0.04"D (16.8 x 25.9 x 0.1 cm) | 2 oz (57 g) | 240 per carton
On sale Oct 02, 2024 | 32 Pages | 75960620994100411
Rated T+
$3.99
Variants:
75960620994100421 – WOLVERINE: DEEP CUT #4 FRANCESCO MANNA VARIANT – $3.99 US | $5.00 CAN
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