Got Milk?

Merry Christmas! But this year make sure you keep a close eye on that milk you put out for Santa, because your horny mommy might drink it instead. Why? Because her young, sexy elf told her to, that’s why. Babygirl, the upcoming A24 film with raves out of the festival circuit, just released its first trailer, and oooh, baby, this is hot! Starring Nicole Kidman — who is taking a break from playing wealthy women on TV to play a wealthy woman on film — and Triangle of Sadness’s Harris Dickinson as workplace lovers and Antonio Banderas as Kidman’s no-dialogue husband. “Good girl,” Dickinson whispers at the end of the trailer. “Gulp,” everyone at home replies. The film is written and directed by Halina Reijn (Bodies Bodies Bodies), and comes out (when else?) this Christmas. Take Mom! Take Grandma! The kids can go see Nosferatu.