I'm Sorry, But I Died Laughing At These 22 Job Tweets From Last Week
by Chelsea Stewart · BuzzFeedWell, it's almost time for another work week — but first, here are some funny job tweets that went viral last week.
1.
184k likes on a selfie and i still need to go to work pic.twitter.com/59dBVAcC3A
— Rim (@romagoesinsane) October 2, 2024
2.
I’m always desperate to get off work and then I go home and do this until bedtime pic.twitter.com/FvtFEyzrFL
— lauren (@gilmxres) October 2, 2024
WB / Twitter: @gilmxres
3.
hate how the area around my desk gets so dusty and dirty just because that's where i spend 40+ hours a week shedding skin cells and slowly dying
— 6’3” pool boy bitch 🦩 (@youwouldntpost) October 2, 2024
4.
29 yea told man btw pic.twitter.com/G5baKIAsVK
— lux (@lamegff) October 1, 2024
5.
“wyd after work?”
me already in bed: pic.twitter.com/IQow2dohzX
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) October 1, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @Whotfismick
6.
Jobs think they can interview you 3 times then reject you like nah nigga I actually think it’s pretty cozy in this bitch I’ll start Monday
— Feru ✭ (@ferupity) October 3, 2024
7.
hard to see other people live your dream https://t.co/iG8n6IkXVg
— flamin nora (@katieogunsakin) October 1, 2024
8.
That “NO PHONE“ rule at jobs never applied to me
— 💰™ (@BrokeIsAChoice_) October 1, 2024
9.
Me at work trying to be grateful that i have a job pic.twitter.com/ACQ5zeepzC
— solé (@layxsnv) October 2, 2024
Kayla Nicole Jones / Twitter: @layxsnv
10.
New hires be happy af 😂😂 You bouta see why we was hiring 🤣
— party gets me wetter☆ (@mainbitchclique) October 2, 2024
11.
Job application: Please upload a short video so we can get to know you. Have fun with it!
Introverts: pic.twitter.com/NTWVKjD3N4
— Adam Karpiak (@Adam_Karpiak) October 1, 2024
FOX / Twitter: @Adam_Karpiak
12.
5 https://t.co/jsoHFgkZGQ
— Tolu Of Canada🇨🇦🇨🇦 (@Not_Tolulope) October 1, 2024
13.
I don’t even want to go back to work after lunch. https://t.co/esG97HMESM
— Queen of the Big Backs (@MsBigBack) October 2, 2024
14.
me reading the all-staff “friendly reminder” email that is absolutely about me pic.twitter.com/DfUOu57yI4
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) October 1, 2024
15.
*unmutes*
Nothing from my side, thanks pic.twitter.com/KKbAnJGuSj
— East Village Guy (@eastvillageguy) October 1, 2024
16.
you can tell I'm a good journalist because I made like 20 calls today and not a single person picked up the phone
— Brett Kelman (@BrettKelman) October 2, 2024
17.
Dental assistant is a job for only the most beautiful women in the world they are angels and the dental light is their halo they protect me from the evil dentist
— meg “Yooper” bitchell (@MeganBitchell) October 3, 2024
18.
“finally a day off”
my day off: pic.twitter.com/HQiR3PSI2Y
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) October 3, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @Whotfismick
19.
After 7 rounds, I can’t lie I don’t care if I get rejected or not, they WILL be seeing me working in that office the next week https://t.co/6pf2adtJ2o
— T (@Tobincii) October 4, 2024
20.
Update:
I got hired. https://t.co/c5crsm3qYM
— NO. 1 STAR CONVOY APOLOGIST (@KaijuCooper) October 2, 2024
21.
“I only make $40k a year! Why they need $100k?!”
Bitch you need $100k too! We all do! Think bigger bitch!
— Papa, The Rollin’ Stone (@JumpShiveSlim13) October 2, 2024
22.
The email won't find me. pic.twitter.com/NzzPzEomHB
— arma (@sovietsoleri) October 2, 2024