My Lungs Are Physically Aching From Laughing So Hard At The 21 Funniest Black Tweets From The Week
by Michaela Bramwell · BuzzFeedHappy election eve y'all! I know we've all got some anxiety, so I've scoured my timeline to find some funny Black tweets to distract us, enjoy!
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😫😂 pic.twitter.com/y78kqWLWvX
— Ree (@Moanerleaser) November 1, 2024
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They asked what I’m bringing to thanksgiving this year pic.twitter.com/jsoc3PTtIZ
— 𝑩𝒊𝒈 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒊✰🕷️ (@ilydari0z) November 3, 2024
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Y’all I went to go pick up my food right so I’m sitting in the parking lot taking a few bites before I drive off, my windows down this lil boy and his mom walk past, the boy says look mom she’s eating in the car the mom gon say yeah some ppl can’t wait till they get home sweetie pic.twitter.com/9AZrYaN7lD
— chellz. (@b0mbchell_) October 30, 2024
CNN / Twitter: @b0mbchell_
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the homies lookin at me readin her “I hope all is well” text https://t.co/ivWZlxWHis pic.twitter.com/RLLjMj4Dcp
— bum (@BattleRapBum) October 30, 2024
NBA / Twitter: @BattleRapBum
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Phone so dry I only got Kamala Harris messages telling me to vote 😂😂
— J5 (@1luuhj5) October 28, 2024
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💀 pic.twitter.com/xJudW0EA30
— ⭑.ᐟ (@flvmeprincesss) October 28, 2024
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thug beat rico. this is american history
— $ (@thankskhari) October 31, 2024
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Damson Idris lookalike contest at my house tonight. 11PM. Must have a vasectomy.
— Teyleesi 🐉 (@teylashaye) November 1, 2024
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Young Thug for the next 80 years. https://t.co/RVFsGNzRLp pic.twitter.com/j2W5Q4SAtd
— King Steph (@kingsteph1) October 31, 2024
Hulu / Twitter: @kingsteph1
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i met a dude a few days ago and as soon as he called my purse my “pocketbook” i said “i know you real cool with yo granny” 😭
— full-snack developer 🇭🇹 (@notdanilu) October 29, 2024
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Lord they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price
— ★★★★★ (@ItsJonesii__Bby) October 29, 2024
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They said “groceries so high, thanksgiving looking like taco Thursday” 😭😂😂😂😂😂
— Nesha Monet .. ✌🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽 (@NeshaMonae2) October 28, 2024
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I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂 Zaire about to fry his ass as soon as they get in the car https://t.co/IcjXEX78iv pic.twitter.com/0Q9p41hJyA
— Phillip Barnett (@regularbarnett) October 28, 2024
@NBA /Twitter: @regularbarnett
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I forgot my son can read he said he want McDonald’s I said they closed he said no they open 24 hours now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂why would they have a sign up like that I’m erked
— . (@prettyyae) October 29, 2024
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My son plays linebacker and I told him id pay him 20 bucks for each tackle he gets and this mf turned to ray lewis. 6 damn tackles and one sack. pic.twitter.com/PqFQaOOrFl
— 💯NattyL0ngLegz🇭🇹💯 (@BavBoyKaj) October 29, 2024
Hulu / Twitter: @BavBoyKaj
16.
Mariah start stretching girllllll
— beautifullll🏄🏽♀️🫧 (@jawnnthadonn) October 31, 2024
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living with ur girl is the ultimate life hack cuz im productive everyday cuz im too scared to give her the ick
— dre 🇵🇸 (@altoidsrevenge) October 27, 2024
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digital blaccent is so funny bc why are u a white boy from wisconsin talking about a “cute luh fit”
— meaty :3 (@ahmeatyy) October 30, 2024
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Y’all omg LMFAOO pic.twitter.com/RHquInPIaz
— viv! (@sweetbabyviv) October 31, 2024
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This girl on TikTok said sports betting allows men to see what it feels like to be let down and disappointed by men…week after week, month after month, sport after sport
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
— SYM 🇯🇲 (@CeeeMiYah) October 29, 2024
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Little shit piss me off like why u follow Tyler Perry on instagram
— KT (@KaylanTamia) October 29, 2024
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My Lungs Are Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At These 21 Black Twitter Tweets From The Week