23 Funny Pet Tweets To Start Your Day, But Please Try Not To Snort When You Laugh At Them
by Ashley Holt · BuzzFeedPets can be so adorable and hilarious because our broke besties don't really have much else to do. So here are 23 hilarious pet tweets to honor their commitment to keeping us entertained:
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I dropped my dog off at the groomer but when I picked him up, he was a cat. Trump needs to address this in his next speech. This shouldn’t happen to anyone! Anyways, I have a cat now but I love him no matter what.
— 💙🇺🇸 DTM Woodworks 🇺🇸💙 (@DTM_Woodworks) October 11, 2024
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Oh we’re finally going back to our roots welcome back pretty much just a cat account!!! pic.twitter.com/XEqwd38LEG
— iya ★ (@hotmessjunk) October 18, 2024
TikTok: @taylorswift / Via Twitter: @hotmessjunk
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I always say "good night mate" to my dog when I put him in his crate. If he was a person though I'm not sure we would be friends as he can be a bit of a dick sometimes.
— Fesshole (@fesshole) October 15, 2024
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Meanwhile, on the pet rat subreddit pic.twitter.com/sLsWCyC19u
— Amalgam Thaum (@ThaumPenguin) October 16, 2024
Reddit: u/insidefall7657 / Via Twitter: @ThaumPenguin
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rise and rage pic.twitter.com/cKLwCU27bX
— cats being weird little guys 👅 (@weirdlilguys) October 18, 2024
Tumblr: halodite / Via Twitter: @weirdlilguys
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I work in pet insurance. Once spent a whole phone call calling the bloke by his dog's name. In my defence, you shouldn't call your dog John.
— Fesshole (@fesshole) October 15, 2024
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My cat stood on my scanner, so I did the only thing I could do. pic.twitter.com/Fp9MOsowow
— Harriet Lowther (@HarrietLowther) October 14, 2024
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My dog making me spend four thousand dollars https://t.co/RIZczwBxuc
— Andrea More (@amore_orless) October 13, 2024
Nickelodeon / Via Twitter: @amore_orless
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the eras tour is back it’s the final leg pic.twitter.com/A7rknBZZlh
— iya ★ (@hotmessjunk) October 18, 2024
Instagram: @taylorswift / Via instagram.com
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Trainee hypnotist. pic.twitter.com/olKAN4vRS8
— cats with jobs 🛠 (@CatWorkers) October 18, 2024
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When Trump appears on my TV, my dog gets up, gives me a dirty look, and leaves the room in disgust. Dogs know.
— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@NotHoodlum) October 16, 2024
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It's his third birthday and I love him more than words can express, even though he slaps me every day until I pet him. pic.twitter.com/MaBUklUlVO
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) October 18, 2024
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pic.twitter.com/uMBke1uXqT
— Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) October 18, 2024
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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) October 18, 2024
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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) October 17, 2024
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pic.twitter.com/gjZAzy03As
— Cats with their heads held back (@CatsHeld) October 18, 2024
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Get that thing out of my sight. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/Vy3F70baAi
— Why you should have a rabbit (@ShouldHaveRabit) October 16, 2024
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Taking my dog on a walk pic.twitter.com/dtHkoV7vDn
— Why you should have a Raccoon (@ShouldHaveRacc) October 10, 2024
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If you have earphones in whilst you take your dog for a walk, you are a wanker of the highest order. Take them out and interact with your pets, you bellends.
— Anon Opin (@anon_opin) October 15, 2024
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My dog: I lost my toy under the couch.
Me: pic.twitter.com/zjUSKrfcI7
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) October 14, 2024
20th Century Studios / Via Twitter: @NotTodayEric
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I love unhinged pet names bestowed by children. my parents got us a pair of kittens when I was a toddler and only knew a handful of words so then we had a cat named Box for almost 20 years
— Gina Lloyd (@GinaGoesOutside) October 14, 2024
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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) October 18, 2024
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