25 Hilarious Canadian Tweets About The US Presidential Election, Because We're All Scared Out Of Our Minds Up Here

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The US Presidential election is making, like, EVERYONE nervous. Including us here, up in Canada. Remember us?

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So to create some humour out of our collective anxiety, I've compiled some of the funniest and most relatable reactions Canadians have on election day so far. Here we go:

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1.

Did someone say election? pic.twitter.com/Ig9skNdIJs
— PRINCEOFPOPSTAN | parody (@PRlNCEOFPOPSTAN) November 4, 2024

Twitter: @PRlNCEOFPOPSTAN

2.

Does everyone have their emotional support Canadian 🇨🇦?
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @notcapnamerica

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3.

You can tell Canada isn’t a real place because most Americans don’t think about Canada but Canadians can’t stop tweeting about U.S. elections
— Stephania (@steph_zunz) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @steph_zunz

4.

Canadian man knows names and voting patterns of individual counties in Wisconsin for some fucking reason
— The Beaverton (@TheBeaverton) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @TheBeaverton

5.

The US election as a Canadian just feels like you're listening to your downstairs neighbours discuss whether they're going to burn the building down or not.
— Gray (@Poisonneus) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @Poisonneus

6.

If America votes Trump back in pic.twitter.com/PNHgK5oIEt
— Canada Goose 🇨🇦 (@CanadaGoose911) November 2, 2024

Twitter: @CanadaGoose911

7.

fun fact: presidential elections are held on leap years so you have an extra day to lose your sanity
— amy! ami! amé! (@Amester222) November 4, 2024

Twitter: @Amester222

8.

This is how I imagine the US rn as a Canadian pic.twitter.com/xWM2hixXiE
— wiss /ᐠ.ﮧ.ᐟ\ (@mingisuhh) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @mingisuhh

9.

Canada watching the US election results... pic.twitter.com/WLT5LN0CZz
— Jew in a Canoe ✡️ has his memoir on pre-order (@WillieHandler) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @WillieHandler

10.

Canada looking over the border like this today pic.twitter.com/4P25teMIwB
— Bunsen, BEAKER, and Bernoulli (@bunsenbernerbmd) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @bunsenbernerbmd

11.

as a canadian i feel unwelcome on twitter on election day
— keysmashbandit (@keysmashbandit) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @keysmashbandit

12.

Canada, you may hear loud bangs coming from the basement for the next month or so. Don't worry about it. Just make sure the door is shut and locked.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @TheTweetOfGod

13.

Top 5 countries to move to if your side loses the election tomorrow:

5. Canada
4. Disneyland
3. FlavorTown
2. MargaritaVille
1. Chilis
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @girdley

14.

You know that scene in movies where a car is heading towards a cliff and you can't tell if it's going to stop just in time or go over the edge and kill everyone inside and you can only watch helplessly and hope?

That's how it feels to be watching the US election as a Canadian.
— Aaron Hoyland (@aaronhoyland) November 4, 2024

Twitter: @aaronhoyland

15.

Good luck this week, America. Watching from Canada like pic.twitter.com/IfkOyNFkuB
— Pete Zedlacher (@zedlacher) November 3, 2024

Twitter: @zedlacher

16.

watching the US election as a Canadian is sort of like watching your next-door neighbour decide whether to adopt a cat or dump out 19 barrels of fire ants in his living room. sure, I'm a little scared for me, but I'm terrified for the people he has trapped in his basement.
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @VeryBadLlama

17.

It is almost hard to believe this but as a Canadian I used to actually ENJOY watching American Election Day instead of spending the whole day worried that the Yankees are gonna kill us all. pic.twitter.com/uuQZk3dT0o
— “14 Shots a Day” Cowboy🌹💉 (@MPAVictoria) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @MPAVictoria

18.

As a Canadian it’s very confusing to see these American electoral maps because for us the Liberals are red and the Conservatives are blue 🫣
— Kirsten MacI- (@kirstensaidwhat) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @kirstensaidwhat

19.

As a Canadian, today it feels like I’m sitting in a building whose basement is filled with explosives
— Joel Jeffrey (@joeljeffrey) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @joeljeffrey

20.

Would they let me put election coverage on at Boston pizza
— MR. MITCH (@gladstoned420) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @gladstoned420

21.

I am just up here in Canada, trying to keep calm-ala. 🇨🇦🇺🇸
— Catherine Clark (@catherinejclark) November 4, 2024

Twitter: @catherinejclark

22.

Hey America, remember it isn’t about winning or losing, it’s about having fun!

Politely,

Canada 🇨🇦
— Chris Ramsay (@chrisramsay52) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @chrisramsay52

23.

I do try to Canada Tweet™ for all of you but 99.% percent of my feed is America Twitter
— Scott Barber (@thescottbarber) October 28, 2024

Twitter: @thescottbarber

24.

getting more american political content on my twitter feed now that im back in canada than i did when i was in america that’s such an interesting turn of events and not sus at all…
— miles (@helloitsmilo) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @helloitsmilo

25.

Dear America,

It’s almost over. pic.twitter.com/dzCZhBbrAJ
— Canada Goose 🇨🇦 (@CanadaGoose911) November 2, 2024

Twitter: @CanadaGoose911

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