I Just Snort-Laughed At These 23 Hilarious Job Tweets From Last Week
by Chelsea Stewart · BuzzFeedWell, it's almost time for another work week — but first, here are some funny job tweets that went viral over the past week.
1.
I'm so relieved it's Friday. Just today and a few more decades of work left, and I'm done!
— Funny Snarky Humor (@FUNNYsnarkyJOKE) October 18, 2024
2.
Saying “locking in” at work then proceeding to do the bare minimum
— peter (@arabatman_) October 18, 2024
3.
hey a bunch of us from work are meeting up to do tummy time later if you’re free
— tabitha (@thetolerantweft) October 15, 2024
4.
in our WORK group chat this had me cryinggggggg https://t.co/LW0dEvSYaX pic.twitter.com/aZc98achrR
— your favorite hater (@rachelxx7_) October 17, 2024
5.
it’s a knife when you become important at work
— izzi (@lZZlPOP) October 15, 2024
6.
I've laughed so hard 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/Qi18y5dAke
— Nnamdi🍀 (@tweetsbyzyl) October 17, 2024
7.
working in an office is so funny it’s like what if 100 grown ups liked candy as much as any five year old
— rosie (@crookedcourses) October 16, 2024
8.
I fuckin hate working at Amazon man this is the 6th time today I had to pick these pic.twitter.com/pyLbK22MOS
— large virgil (@virgilthebig) October 16, 2024
9.
We gotta bring clear water bottles to work now cuz a hoe was stealing wigs and putting it in her Stanley cup 😭
— Iron Heart ❤️ (@Thickfitjen) October 16, 2024
10.
pic.twitter.com/uaOJQsK8UL
— baby🌹💕 (@DOXIE_GAY) October 17, 2024
11.
just applied to be an FBI agent like seriously fuck it at this point
— blizzy (@blizzy_mcguire) October 15, 2024
12.
Getting emails from work with “urgent” in the subject while I’m curating my upcoming ig post… wait your turn pic.twitter.com/3Ap9pocYsd
— balkanka (@missuonmylips) October 15, 2024
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13.
you come to me? on a friday at 4pm pic.twitter.com/MlyzlxrSv6
— erika (@yeeeerika) October 18, 2024
14.
paycheck hit i'm at michaels arts and crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael
— cuntress wizard (@sisterstarving) October 17, 2024
15.
What’s it called when you have imposter syndrome but not really and you just are kinda bad at your job
— Jenni Tolls 🎱 (@jenni__tolls) October 16, 2024
16.
“nothing from my end, thanks!” pic.twitter.com/vuVpMOgAwA
— sophie (@netcapgirl) October 18, 2024
17.
I should quit my job to focus on cooking dinner
— Katie 🐝 (@kayteebee99) October 16, 2024
18.
You can make up little lies to tell your coworkers. Whatever keeps the conversation flowing. It’s fine
— jz2 (@mixedgrass666) October 17, 2024
19.
THIS who I want checking my blood pressure not Ms. Selfie in the bathroom while her patient coding. https://t.co/HFCe8iRdez
— jamari (@stayjamari) October 17, 2024
20.
Ever since I was a little kid I knew that I wanted to be late for work
— Robes Pierre (@itsflanagain) October 15, 2024
21.
Nobody:
Ppl who use to work in restaurants : pic.twitter.com/kmwCZHkLt0
— Lori Harvey Distant Cousin MEL 💕🥰 (@FvreignLL) October 10, 2024
22.
ever since i was young i wanted to transform unstructured data into actionable business insights
— sophie (@netcapgirl) October 15, 2024
23.
me applying for a new job: https://t.co/nwUpCBSE6Z
— jolene of arc (@okaypompeii) October 15, 2024