All Right, Here Are The Absolute Funniest Weekend Tweets
by Chelsea Stewart · BuzzFeedFor some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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— Bub 🏳️🌈 (@Bubotomy) October 18, 2024
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This what them stray cats be eating in cartoons https://t.co/Cp7Eq49wqT
— Feru ✭ (@ferupity) October 18, 2024
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I could never be a 911 operator. Whenever someone would call I’d be like OMG
— Natalie (@jbfan911) October 20, 2024
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nigga write like the damn Chick-Fil-A cows 😂 https://t.co/HWFrIn2x1t
— Beardless Berto ⚜️ (@berto_la2ca) October 20, 2024
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I see MLK, but I also see T.I.
You look like you had a dream expeditiously https://t.co/YL7yB4EMgn
— Sally Jesse Raphael (@iamlay_z) October 18, 2024
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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin???
— Cody Wimmer (@Cody_Wimmer) October 19, 2024
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just told my 11y/o that I was certain about something ‘to a reasonable margin of error’ and she said ‘shut up nerd’ and my wife dropped her bowl from laughing so hard
— Daniel Gorman (@DanielGorman20) October 19, 2024
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imagine trusting me to drive us around at night & this is all i see pic.twitter.com/hHnClX0MuT
— ⛧ Luis Vercetti ⛧ (@97Vercetti) October 19, 2024
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Thought this was a washing up sponge https://t.co/gIQryOL6FI
— Iman (@imanaly) October 19, 2024
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(making small talk with a couple) so have you guys ever cheated on each other?
— Remembering Joey Garcia (@NotJosephGarcia) October 19, 2024
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whenever i see someone from my dad’s family pic.twitter.com/OHzDIJRwMd
— skyee🍒 (@skyeeebby) October 18, 2024
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I hate a messy sandwich. You’re fucking embarrassing me
— natroyshka (@imniceandsmart) October 19, 2024
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— Scream Source (@screamsourcee) October 18, 2024
Dimension Films / Twitter: @screamsourcee
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i’m pushing 30 and my friends telling me they’re pregnant still scares me as if we’re teenagers. like are you really sure about this, diva?? pic.twitter.com/Wi406v2XXa
— 2Karious Donell Johnson (@shayxonline) October 18, 2024
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so high in the Italian restaurant that I saw a smiley face in the olive oil balsamic vinegar I started crying pic.twitter.com/9cyinURRne
— レイナ(reina) @ home :( (@tarantunya) October 19, 2024
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i thought this was pack hair https://t.co/6vOOvbJyVg
— The Rogue Princess | 🇵🇸 (@ShenaeCurry) October 18, 2024
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uhm hello? THE KILLER???? https://t.co/BUyoV2CKhi pic.twitter.com/Px8p5N2Nok
— nathy peluso’s second latin grammy (@caputskiiii) October 18, 2024
FOX / Twitter: @caputskiiii