22 Tweets By Women This Week That Made Me Laugh So Hard, I Got To Skip Ab Day At The Gym
by Shelby Heinrich · BuzzFeedElection Day in the US is just a few weeks away, so friendly reminder to check your voting registration and then, y'know, VOTE!!!
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After filling out your ballot, treat yourself by taking a look at the funniest tweets by women this week:
And make sure to follow these funny ladies on Twitter.
1.
texting your younger sister is like texting a man that is uninterested in you.😭
— khanyi. (@khanyimsimangg) October 14, 2024
2.
My therapist always starts our session with “How are you?” and I always say “I’m good!” and then spend the next hour talking about how I am decidedly Not Good.
— Jamie (@spacej_me) October 15, 2024
3.
had 2 glasses of wine abt to text him “can i ask you something” and then turn my phone off til tomorrow
— tatyana 🐆 (@tatbaee) October 14, 2024
4.
think this ramen spot was teasing with how many noodles they gave me. a comical amount. “there’s no way you can eat all that.” well, guess what. I did. and now I don’t feel good
— sarah (@sablaah) October 16, 2024
5.
hard launching my boyfriend...out of a cannon! that guy annoys the shit out of me. dont worry he cant see this. he blocked me on here fr fr
— meredith 🍉 (@dietz_meredith) October 15, 2024
6.
The 30 mins I allow myself to read books before going to sleep each night are the best 4 hours of the day.
— Maliha (@CaffeinatedLiha) October 14, 2024
7.
just absolutely top tier mom texts pic.twitter.com/3SFohkUTyK
— Olivia Ruth Messer 🗞️ (@OliviaMesser) October 14, 2024
8.
ever since i was a little kid i knew that i wanted an email to find me well
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) October 15, 2024
9.
dreamt you could go into the gas station to buy a picture of yourself pumping gas that they automatically took of every customer, like the polaroid you can buy after a rollercoaster ride
— hil (@plume__) October 15, 2024
10.
what is a crockpot if not an electric cauldron?
— erika (@yeeeerika) October 15, 2024
11.
Was just trying something new… pic.twitter.com/j3pJiYqlej
— ¢orie (@corietjohnson) October 10, 2024
12.
writing is so funny it’s like “this is my favorite thing to do in the world and my dream” “okay then do it right now” “no thanks I would rather do literally anything else”
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) October 10, 2024
13.
Whenever someone hops on a Zoom meeting and is like “Sorry I look like such a mess, haven’t had my coffee!” or like”Please excuse the lighting!” it’s like….babe….I’m physically incapable of not staring at my own reflection for this entire meeting. You don’t even exist to me
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) October 11, 2024
14.
i sent my sister a picture of the outfit i wore to a party last night pic.twitter.com/jbqP510jv2
— Isabel Steckel (@IsabelSteckel) October 11, 2024
15.
Got rejected after a job interview that I thought had gone quite well. Feedback - “we don’t think you’d fit with the culture as we’re quite a fun and casual office.” https://t.co/ehBoi4OQgd
— Lydia (@LydiaMizon) October 10, 2024
16.
✨☝️✨ pic.twitter.com/jpJuS1PSq2
— Miss Marjorie Regrets 𓅊 (@coffinsneeze) October 11, 2024
17.
Don’t invite me anywhere with a chaotic parking situation.
— Toney! Toni! Toné! (@the_notorious_) October 13, 2024
18.
thank you so much for giving me right of way, please let me blind you with my headlights as is customary
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) October 14, 2024
19.
Halloween is great because it combines two of my favorite hobbies: driving out to a wet farm to handpick the heaviest inedible vegetable I can find, and taking my small disguised children out past their bedtimes to roam the streets in darkness
— scary sarah (@sarahradz_) October 14, 2024
20.
she took the midnight train going anywhere?
not with americas limited rail network she didn't, she had pretty limited options
— Alison (@TradWife2049) October 10, 2024
21.
Just tried coconut water. I’m literally begging you guys to stop lying to me
— ed (@EddyWeddyNeddy) October 15, 2024
22.
my boyfriend has been looking at me incredulously and shaking his head because I said I’ve never once looked at the Wikipedia page for a battle
— Lucy (@LucyXIV) October 16, 2024
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