It's Still Too Early To Call The Election, But People Are Tweeting Some Very Funny Predictions

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Welp, it's finally Election Night, and soon we should know the results of an election that's been painfully close for what feels like 100 years. Even prominent pollsters like Nate Silver of 538 still say it's likely a toss-up race:

It's published.

We ran 80,000 simulations tonight.

Harris won in 40,012.https://t.co/vsGVG189Sa
— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @NateSilver538

But people on Twitter aren't letting things like "facts" and "not having the votes counted yet" stop them from making their own predictions. Here are some of the funniest ones:

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1.

pic.twitter.com/TXQpdFEn0w
— inspector ratchet (@_hood_mona_lisa) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @_hood_mona_lisa

2.

oof it is NOT looking good for Biden
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @PleaseBeGneiss

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3.

whoever wins gets custody of joe biden
— LJ 🦧 (@crotchner2) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @crotchner2

4.

A map of the US presidential election results if you are viewing it as a dog pic.twitter.com/hs6vuDDJnu
— rudy betrayed (@rudy_betrayed) November 4, 2024

Twitter: @rudy_betrayed

5.

My prediction is that Harris will win bc her base is women and that Trump will lose bc his base is shitty guys. I don’t think the shitty guys are going to show up. My expertise was formed trying to get shitty guys to show up.
— Kate Willett (@katewillett) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @katewillett

6.

At this point I think its down to Kamala or Trump
— alana (@AlanaCuturilo) November 6, 2024

Twitter: @AlanaCuturilo

7.

My final prediction: pic.twitter.com/OzLqQxmUBm
— Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @RobDenBleyker

8.

getting my prediction in pic.twitter.com/sQsyfGBMV9
— Alex Press (@alexnpress) November 4, 2024

Twitter: @alexnpress

9.

This is what the electoral map would look like if Harris won Pennsylvania and also you were on a moderate dose of mushrooms pic.twitter.com/w6YqDr5v0a
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @samlymatters

10.

my election prediction is that someone will win the election. we might even have another election within a few years, which is very soon
— onion person (@CantEverDie) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @CantEverDie

11.

Incredible: AI can predict the winner of the 2024 election. Looks like there will be a few surprises; for example, there's a good chance that Iowa will win Texas. pic.twitter.com/8ga9WM5qY3
— Daniel Litt (@littmath) November 4, 2024

Twitter: @littmath

12.

i ran 80,000 simulations and all your fits are trash
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) November 6, 2024

Twitter: @dieworkwear

13.

British exit polls: This is the exact breakdown of how many seats each party will win.

US exit polls: 36% of voters don't like pineapple on pizza.
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @mrdavidwhitley

14.

Something to watch for tonight is who gets to 270 Electoral votes first, that will be a big sign about who will be President/Vice President.
— Reese Gorman (@reesejgorman) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @reesejgorman

15.

kamala only needs 270 to win and from what I'm seeing wayyyy more than 270 people have voted so far so we should be good
— laura not lauren (@mslauramac) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @mslauramac

16.

what if the vote counting was kept a secret and we had the previous president walk out with an envelope and read the winner’s name like an awards show

that feels very american to me idk
— payton mitchell (@paytmitch) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @paytmitch

17.

We ran 80,000 simulations, and you spelled 'definitely' wrong in 71,052 of them.
— Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) November 5, 2024

Twitter: @MerriamWebster

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